Muhahahahahha~~~!!!!!!

Bohemian Rhapsody

2006-04-16T14:12:00.000+08:00

Nice song for everyone during my abscence ....hahhahhahahh....most importantly...be as crazy as how the song goes and go muahhahahahhahahahhhah!!!!!!!!

India Ocip 2005(Part 1-the journey b4 the trip)

2006-01-30T01:17:00.000+08:00

This is one of the events that took up almost 4 weeks of my holidays. When my other friends were busy clubbing and playing and fooling around with project work, i was preparing to go to India for my Ocip trip. I waited almost an entire year for the trip. In 2004, my hopes were dashed when i stupidly decided to get retained and got myelf through with 3 orientations(well......actually not too bad lah!!!) Moreover, my hopes were nearly dashed once more when i realised my BDC(some ncc activity-abt diving) selection clashes with my last selection. I waited 3 years to attend the course again. However, i paid for my airtickets and was already set to go India, thus nothing really stopped me from going.The only thing i could do then was pray that someody will help me solve my biggest problem.

The Long Engagement

2006-01-30T01:13:00.000+08:00

After fighting a BIG war wih my inner self, i have successfully overcame my tireness to continue blogging..haha...Which is quite incredible because i am blogging rather than studying for my Big event of the year-As...muhahaha.....there will be more laughs and more n more laughs in my life adventure...so everybody just go muahhahahhahahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michael is in India(adaptation frm Dido's song mary is india)

2005-11-16T21:09:00.000+08:00

Scooby is lonely cos michael is in india now
he said he call bt that was 3 days ago
he left all his THINGs well, his guns and his weapons from scoob
as the sun rises on michael, it still rises on scoob

just poledance, just drink and just see the things
scoob will probably nv get to see

scooby's nt eating, he is drinking and sleeping in
i saw him last night at a party, he is definitely brown
scoob says he's happy, he looked pretty brown but i think
tt as the sun rises on michael, it still rises on scoob

just poledance, just drink and just see somethings tt
scoob will probably nv get a chance to c

scooby came over last nite and i cooked for him
we talk about you michael and how much we think you're MAD
scoob told me he's packed up your guns and weapons and more weapons
as the sun sets on michael, it also sets on scoob

and we poledance and we drink and i seen somethings michael probably NV get a chance to c
dun worry michael, cos i driving scooby crazy
and he is also driving me crazy

Muhahahhahha......Yo guys Hope 2 c u all back on the 28th!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.kfirbenami.com/MyMusic/Songs/Dido_Marys_In_India_[kba].mp3

2005-11-15T21:17:00.000+08:00

aft i cut my hair i m like tt

2005-11-15T21:16:00.000+08:00

before i cut my hair

Busy Busy Busy......MAdness....INSANATION!!!!!!!

2005-08-11T23:02:00.000+08:00

OMG!!!
I am so busy that i had totally neglected my blog...Rest assure people.....JCFC is still a on going club and will be very willing to accept any body who would go muahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhah.......!!!!!!!!!! for nothing...
Remember all present JCFC members, please continue to go muahhahahhahahha......it is the best way to train for the various courses offered by JCFC. Most importantly...everybody must be happy and crazy!!!! New poledanceing moves have been acqiured so if you are interested please approach the JCFC EXCO...they will be most willing to impart these sacred skills to all of those intereseted....but...please remember to still go muahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhaha.....anyway....these days, have been busy with lots of school activites. NDP in CJ and other commitments...thus no time to update blog. But....I am still back ...hahahhahah....have to spend my time playing with swords....yelling and shouting like some mad F@#$%^&*, acting like an absolute lunatic and getting something from the school .. dancing my arse off at some charity dance, skating from bedok jetty to marina cove as fast as possible(leads to cramp in thighs and calf for 2 days), got my finger stuck in a rotating fan(fan was switched on that time), my right small pinky got a sprain..got wacked on my balls on 2 separate occasions on the same day. WAZZUPING myself while playing volleyball, lighting fireworks at east coast and nearly got my balls burnt and falling, tumbling down a few times before reaching a safe spot from the"blast". LIFE IS AN ADVENTURE~!!!!!!!!!!!.....MUAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

2005-06-14T19:46:00.000+08:00

under the sea!!!!!! the small line are fishes!!!

6th-9th june-tioman dive trip

2005-06-10T19:19:00.000+08:00

AH!!!!....MUAHHHAHAHHAHh....Diving at last!!!!! Waited around 1 year before entering the underwater world!!!! This time i had a wonderful time, Very shiok!!! Saw alot of things I would not even dream of seeing. I saw my first sea turtle in action underwater, saw hunting barracudas, dog puffers, a school of bumphead parrotfishes and 3 gigantic 1.5m grouper. OMYLALA>>!!!! Other than fishes, i encountered alot of funny scenes.!!!! We have divers calling for help suddenly because they think that they are sinking but they were not. There were people who floats up easily because of wear 2 wet suits!!! I nearly got myself killed(not so serious) when a dog puffer, been injured by Mr Denis Koh(apparently, Mr koh, used his stick top poke that poor fish while it was sleeping, the poke cause a deep depression on the puffer, but the skin was not penetrated) the puffer got somewhat pissed and charged straight at me !!!! It looks rather cute, but i hav no intention of letting it near my weenie!!!. Another one of my greatest moment will be swimming in the entire school of barracudas. They are harmless because they are in a school, therefore, will not attck anything. Barracudas are only dangerous if they are huting in small groups or alone. It was a wonderful sight and feeling within the school itself,you can actually look into the barracudas straight in the eye. They looked menacing though and certainly have dangerous jaws. Therefore, for the sake of my weenie and nippies i decided not to saty there too long for fear of being bitten my these gang. Sunsets were very astounding and food was good. Sad to say no babes. There were some faggots(some pple i duno, nt marist) there. So i was wondering if we can transfer all of those faggots in tioman to sentosa and some babes from sentosa to where i was staying. Then......I will be one hell of a HAPPY DIVER who will go muahahhahhahhahahhahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahah..........!!!!!!!!! but it did not happen...........

Band Of Brothers:6th june 1944 D-Day

2005-06-06T19:07:00.000+08:00

6th June 1944, The Allied forces lanuched an attck on occupied France. Many soldiers were killed. These soldiers fought hard and lost their lives to free the oppressed. The bonds that the soldiers forged was something unique. Not many people willl understand this common bond they have. It is where they shared the same foxhole, been through the same dire state before. This bond makes them become brothers. Brothers who know each other to their underwear size. As the famous quote from hamlet, he who sheds blood with me today shall be my brother, we band of brothers
These men were also heroes. they sacrifiace their lives for their country, for something noble. Not many people have the courage to actually fight in such battles especially during the battle of the bulge. lastly i want to state what Lt Dick Winters said. He said"remember the letter that i sent you, i tressured the question that my grandson asked me, he asked me"grandpa, were you a hero during the war"? He said no, but he had served in a company of heroes"

70 Horsepower

2005-06-01T12:01:00.000+08:00

It was one of the coolest time of my life, spending a total amount of 24 hourse on a boat, travelling from changi to sembawang trhen to the causeway. Damn cool. Got myself though, but it was worth it as i can see ships, boats and babes!!!! Quite a Sight man...!!!! I also got a chance of driving a 70hp boat , damn cool, though the waves created from this engine cannot match those with 135hp or 90 hp, it was exhailarating already. The only thing i was afraid of was that i would capsize the boat(trust me, though boats are not suppose to capsize, they do capsize and i had seen it before). All i can say is that with the aea wind breezing through your face and travelling closing 10 knots IS DAMN ZAI!!!!

Cherish!

2005-05-27T18:31:00.000+08:00

Today is my GP EXAM. Before leaving the house, i started to remember what happened exactly one year back...My grandma at this time will be preparing me to go for exam, calming me down in anyway she could. She hopes that i will be able to score well. After telling me what to do to relaxing, she held out her hand, and placed my hand on hers. She said it will transfer all the guts from her to me, so that i would not feel that scared. when i was leaving my house, my grandma who was cooking her lunch, rushed out to help me open the gates to send me off. She hopes that i will come back early so as to accompany her. Before i left the house, i told my grandma i love her and asked whether she loved me or not. She said(in cantonese) so big boy, still ask this kind of question, no shame, however, she still said she loved me and send a "flying kiss". I left my house finally. On the way to the bus stop, i looked back at my house's kitchen window and saw her waving at me. It is a ritual for her to send anybody off. But on the 27th, today. I closed the gates myself, nobody waved at me. I was scared but nobody was there for me to give me guts. I looked back at the kitchen window, there was nobody sending me off. I went to the bus stop and got myself a sandwich. Last year, i had, herbal soup that she made for me. I felt pain in my heart,....pain undescribable. My memory of her still lingers. Each time when i am alone, i used to think of her,i cannot help it because most of the time she is not at my house, she will be at my uncle's house. I will definitely call her to chat. But, no matter how i call, who i call now, i cannot call her back anymore. She has left me and i never cherish her well enough. I have learnt the word cherish the very very hard way.

SHIONG CAMP 2005

2005-05-15T18:48:00.000+08:00

Camp-specialist treatment, a camp that will have cadet scared of because of its intense physical exercise. It is modelled aft the hellweek done by the elite navy seals in united states. The cadets will be going through 18 straight hours of intense PT. Regardless of age and seniority or chosen cadets for leadership post will be goin through the same shit as the others. The trainning aims to break the person's mind totall. The training consists of boat pt similar to the log pt, running running and more running, numerous push-ups and sit-ups which can promise you a better body shape was done. After these exercise comes FOOD. Sufficient calories will be taken during this camp. After this, there will be endurance night,where cadets will be placed in a cold room keeping eachh other warm.After thatcold treatment, cadets will have to stay up awake in a dark room with comfartable setting and a song"when i fall in love"by nat king cole. Causing most cadets to fall asleep. Lastly will be endurance run, cadtes wll have to finsh a certain amount of clicks before sleeping. That will conclude the camp.(sounds like i am in it right? ahha,....of course i am in it, but .......i am not the one going through...mughahhahahha, i am the one making people go through such things. Muahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahahhaha...so who cares...muahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhaha...but actually i played a very small role and the camp was succesful..hahaha...but i m also shag)

Idiots that lost his chance from a perfectly fine plane

2005-05-03T18:29:00.000+08:00

AH!!!!.....so sorry man. I have not been updating. have been trying to come in terms to my lost of chance of getting airborne this year. DAMN SAD....train so hard fot 2 months....DAmn sad....Airborne is my dream and will still be man. Brother is such an idiot!!!! Getting into airborne course is even tougher than getting into OCS(i think). It is because you have to be t least a commando, a guard's warrant or a captain in the SAF. WTF.!!!! ALL GONE!!!!!!

Airborne: idiots that jump off a perfectly fine aircraft

2005-04-10T23:31:00.000+08:00

This week was hell for me. I have been going down to the school track for morning runs practically everyday this week. My legs are giving way soon. But all this hard work are for preparation for my airborne selection. I want to be one of those idiots jumping off a perfectly fine aircraft. On wednesday, Mrs Low, My ex-vice principal retired. It was kind of sad as she has always talk to me sometimes and she treats me quite well too. We have a parade on that day to mark her retirement and i dressed like an ULTRA COCK. I look like a COck dressed in black and white. DAmn sad. Although i ran around 15 odd km this week, i compensated what i worked for a buffet at seoul garden. That meal was a killer, i felt damn fat. It will take me anothrer 30 km to cut dwn the excess weight man.(i will nv do 30 km in a week, Over my dead body) Anyway, tired now, i shall go have some sweet dreams about....(censored).Life can be beautiful.

Gorgoeus Babe.....I am melting

2005-03-25T21:41:00.000+08:00

Today is Good Friday. It is a holiday that holds great importance to me. However, today just seemed like any other weekends. But the only difference between today and the other weekends would be going to the tree top trail at macritchie. I had an enjoyable time and i really hope I can go back there man(the only drawback is that there aren't any chio bus but there is lots of MONKEYs) I had a wonderful dinner however, today's highlight was the the sumptous dinner but the girl i saw at hotel fullerton. Fullerton has a very nice architecture and trust me the ambience was really relaxing. Just then, when i was walking past the Chocolate buffet, i saw this GIRL. OMYLALA, that feeling was there man. I CAN FEEL IT!!! SAY MY NAME!!!!!Her appearance was too good that I cannot decribe it with a mere few words. Guys, i think you all should know what i meant. The feeling was not sexual of course. Sex is not everything man! However, there was this feeling that SHE IS THE ONE!!!. Moreover, her dress sense was just right for the occasion. Not too slutty, bitchy or horny or whatever. Just nice! In addition to GIRL, there was the accompainment of classical music and a chocolate fountain right beside me. OH MAN, the setting, atmosphere, place and the GIRL just fits in nicely. AH................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It just resembles some 1930's love story, except that i was wearing sandals, my bermudas and a old polo t-shirt, which looks like a beggar. Despite of having such thoughts, i knew i will never have her number or even know what the hell is her name. She is those kind of "ünreachable targets". "targets"that will fly away from your missile range immmediately or something. My Gosh, my life is full of these unreachable targets but guess what...I still go muhahhahahhahahhahahhahahahha.....~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE ORIENTATION!!!!!!!(PART 3:THE SAGA CONTINUES...)

2005-03-23T22:02:00.000+08:00

Hell has arrived again. Orientation again. Boredoom is upon me. OMYGOSH. This will be the 4th time i am going for some stupid orientation and trust me i still do not like orientation. To me orientation is nothing but lame lame boring games and a few dances you have to learn to entertain your OGLs or facilatators. We become the entertainers instead of being entertained. OMYLALA.......Besides, i tried my best to give my facils face to turn up for SOME games, but i decided that for me being happy for the better part of the day, i will not go for the stupid dance shit. I am not goin embarrass myself. Especially when i am an OLD BIrd. I just pray tomorrow will be a better day.....

A Very Long Engagement

2005-03-19T09:32:00.000+08:00

Oh My GOsh. I think is been a month since i ever update my blog. At least now, i have the time to blog. Write a certain part of my nutty crazy life. I have been through lots of activities. Example walking from maris stella to east coast park in the middle of the night(madnesss), only having around 1 hour of sleep or even less. Other than that, will be the releasing of results. LAst but not least, the compeition that i ahve to go through few days ago. I was not feeling well on that day,because i have to wake up early. I was scheduled to reach there at 0700hrs but guess wad, the whole activity only starts at 0900. Damn it, I spend the 2 hrs in camop finding a place to sleep. when i found a nice cosy undisturbed area on the grass, i was alerted that the compeition. My first compeition will be the motivation course and the cycling, I was never a good cyclist. WHY>>>>becasue it has been 3 years since i rode on a bike. Those ten mins were the most grueling time of my life. I got through the M.O.C fairly easily. However when i started cycling, i felt the shit coming into me. I did not even have any more energy to cycle. In the end i came in ten mins. Right after that torturous ten minutes(this comes to show i need some shedding of weight-on the brink of being fat), i went through mental grueling. I had to send my junior to tan tock senmg cecause he has a fast heart beat. Sounds like E.R. however, waiting at the A&E in tan tock seng for almost 4 hrs will invite lots of attention(espcially with some one weaaring vast & slacks). Just then, i saw this guy with a big hole on his right leg. It looks just like a scene in Band Of Brothers carentan. I walked past him, seeing him in pain. Conscience stuck me and i decided togive him a he;lping hand.He gratefullyt thank me for what i did for him. After that trip to TAn tock seng, it was back to camp for another round of compeition. It was the 104 km relay fun. Thus each person has to sprint fot 1.6 km. I was feeling like a pile of shit already but i still help out. i was ythe thie=rd runner and i telll my sel to go home ealry today i must finsh faster. Worst thing happened to me, i was ntot suppoesed to wear vast & slacks to run, i need to be in pt kit. But i never bring. In the end my offcier urged me to wear his red super short running shorts. As i swim with thighs, i have a distinct tan line. Accompanied by the shorts i look ridiculous. COmpeition started on time. Our front few runners were not suited to participate in running events. They were rather slow. Thus the runner in front of me and i have to close up the gap. It was tedious running that 1.6 at full steam, but the thought of going home spurs me to chiong ah. At the last stretch, my superiors threatened me to pull down my shorts and rape int he middle of the parade square if i do not run faster. DAmn, for 7 years i have such experience and boy do i not want to invite this kind of troubles to myself, thus after few hesitaions i started sprinting, sprinting as hard as i can. Think about the Chio bu who i do not know but said good luck to me. I pia till i can feel i naked all over.( no link) in the end i overtaked one air girl and finsh the race dressed!!!!!!!!

Special Edition!!!!!

2005-02-16T23:36:00.000+08:00

muhahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhahhahahahhahahahhahhahhahahhhhahahha......muahhahahhahhahhahahhahh
amaagaahahhahhahahhahahhahhhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahhhahahhahhaahhahahhahahaah
ahhahahhahhahhahhaahhahahhahhahhahahahahhahahhahHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHHahhahhahahaha
ahahhahahhaHHAHHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHH.......MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!! The world is mad!!!! I m mAD!!!! Madness>>!!!!MADBESS!!!!!AHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHA>>>>>>>>>>MASTUR BAY!!!!!!!!!!SIAONESS everything is mad....even my dog is mad!!!!!! SCOOB IS MAD!!!!! I M MAD GAY MONK!!!!! Anyway, i am here to announce something important. From now onwards, fly catching will become a course in jcfc. Please tke note, the fly catching ties hand in hand with JAEEST. Examples of skills you will learn in Fly Catching course will be fly interception during dinner time(FIDIT) we have FIBUC(fly interception using chopsticks). that is the most basic technique. Later on, you willl learn higher end skills!!!! Courses will be handled by our favourite instructor Kar yin, who will teach how to stalk a target when the food is laid out and kill it with 1 blow. This course will be useful during jaeest when u are fustrated by flies when you prone down somewhere in the jungle or in the middle of the road. Remember, from now on,JCFC has one enemyFLIES!!!!!

2005-02-15T00:08:00.000+08:00

IN MEMORY OF THE FALL OF SINAGPORE AND THOSE WHO HAVE DIED DURING THIS PERIOD THIS TIME.

GU DAN QING REN JIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!(LONELY VALENTINE)

2005-02-14T23:18:00.000+08:00

Muhahhahahhaha.......it is another one of those lame days when people give flowers that would rot within 2 weeks and chocolate that goes in your body, and comes out of your body the same. It is another one of those lonely, no life day. Worst of all, it is on a monday, talking about monday blues.Though, i received some stuff(thank those people who give me something), I still feel that valentine's day is another ploy by evil flourist(like yy who studies horticulture) to trick people into buying a few dollar rose which actually only cost around 50 cents. It has been a consipracy ever since valentine day was started. On top of it, yy has join the ranks of evil florists to con us of our money!!!! Today, was really not very special. the only thing meaningful to me would be donating blood to people. It was fun though. I had a great time lying down there, while other people have endure Miss Kuah Chio Bu's lecture. I even thought of copping another packet of milo, but my conscience told me not to, so i did not do it.(kind of regret it though) Anyway, i had a fun time making fun of shaun. It was his first time donating blood and he was so SCARED!!!! He was so frightened that his vein shrunk(it was already samlll enough). However, he was LUCKY as a NICE nurse was massaging for him(p.s the nice nurse means the nurse is very caring, she is definitely not our type. WHY? she is 4 times our age and trust me she look more like your sweet old granny) After that relatively fun time, it was back to study. STUDY= SIANZ. So all i can do is muHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA..................

WO BI SHI NI I!!!!!!

2005-02-12T00:52:00.000+08:00

Today, was a day i hoped to end school as soon as possible. WHY? I do not know because everyday i am feeling that way. However, today was different. The urge to zao has overcome me in many aspects of my daily life(like i have 1). besids because of my mouth, we were the only group to present the econs project. Whats the end result of my was bullshit. All of us were bull shiting all the way!!!! Not only that, our info was 50% all wrong...but frankly this is the first time i felt bullshiting that fun, should do it more often. After school went straight to ncc training. Today's training saw me doing work!@!! IMPROVEMENTS!!...Its just starting....so i will continue to strive...but somethings never got he way it should be. However, let the bygones be the bygones. WOrst thing that happened wa that LOBA Pang sei us>(total of 4 people who are his buddies) AH YO!!!!!!
Thats why we are planning a WO BI SHI NI campaign to voice out our upset....hoping to get some sympathy support...so when ever you see loba just go WO BI SHI NI(but of course that comes to the expense of your face coz he leave no mercy in slapping your face....victims like me normally walk around school with his hand print for 2 weeks) (p.s obviously exassgeration but of course please DO NOT TRY THAT FOR GOODNESS SAKE>>>>>>>why>>>>>hewill slaughter me and BI SHI ME BACK) SO much for bullshitting(which i enjoy) and crapping...everybody juz go...>>>>>>muahhahahahhahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahha...CHOW~!!!!!

MIA~~(since january)

2005-02-09T22:42:00.000+08:00

yooyoyoyoyooyo......I am back again.!!!!I know I have been telling my self to blog often but there are various factors that prevented me from doing so. But never mind, i will still strive to blog more often. Few days ago, Y y celebrated her 18th birthday.!!!!muahhahahha....I thought of actually giving her a picture of orlando bloom falling from the black hawk chooper...but i feel that is bad to associate death on one's birthday. On that day, we have an incredible time playing food(not suppose to). We invented the family of shells, which includes 2 shermans, sherman sr and sherman jr, besides that, we have our very own sally(i think). Jianny was plaing with food all the time. Being in the same tble as him, we joined him, creating our own fun. Firstly, we started off with the killing of the twitchers(apparently live prawns)(p.s another invention was the ying yang prawn+half cook prawn). Though cooking it is fun, sherman, Lifang and me were the only eating all of them. We made a mess out of that place. Today is CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!! but it is very boring, my gang p.s me, kar still in Malaysia....SADNESS!!!!!!! All i did was watch my favourite cartoon which is......SCOOBY DOO!!!!!....Slept alot....and played mahjong.....(was at a losing streak-no comments) Anyway sucky day for me but..... i will still go muhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahhahahhahahahha

Emulsion Supremacy

2005-01-25T18:39:00.000+08:00

OMYLALA.......hmmm....after such a log absence i am finally back wiht more crap and funny things that i do.Alot of people has been urging me to update my blog. OK....lets see where do i start, it has been along time since i updated, so i got too many things to say. I put it short and sweet. firstly, my class , 1T37......carppy funny class. Thst all i have to descirbe my class. This class perfectly fits me cause i am also the same kind of person. We have got few animals in class, a cartoon character, 1 chicken pie, 2 weapons and a maid1!!!!COOL RITE!!!! muhahahhahahhahahha.....last week, i went to Miss Jazilah's house, it was a gathering for the 4F class. It was a memorable time. Talked alot about the past, glance through miss Jazilah's travel albums and one of the highlights was watching LOTR return of the king extended version.!!!!! So zai.....as usual, our class 4F being the most siao ones can make up a joke out of anything, even such a dramatic show like LOTR. Example 1: we watched the part where the mouth of sauron appeared to talk to the attacking gondorians and horse pple(4got wad were they called) the mouth of saurons has a habit. Which is everytime he say something, he smiles like me(when i m tking photos) he smiles around five times during his speech, till his head got chopped off by the irritated aragon. AFter watching this section, we grown to like this section very much. This resulted to the rewind and play scenario. We play and rewind that section for around 3 times. During the process, the television showed the blade landing on the neck and seeing the head fly around. This process repeated 3 times which means the head was thrown up into the air spining for 3 times. The next example will be the scene where by a old man like gandalf running super fast and comically when the troops were charging. He apparently runs faster than legolas, and he was like tripping the entire time when he was running, maybe because his white robe was too long for him. The last example would be the chiong sua hobbits(gay to be exact) Merry and pippin has shown tremendous courage when they chiong along with aragon. They were small but they were first to chiong. However, very soon they were overtaken by the 2.4 9 mins plus, 9.00 second flat shuttle run runner- Ah pek gandalf. The effort by the hobbits to lead in the chiong sua was noticed. For this we slaute them. OK i gusess thats all for the moment. PLease stay tune for more posts. And remember to always go muahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha
ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahha
hahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahahha( please also sign up for the new pole dancing course at jcfc...and rmbr b4 going to pole dance or do stupid things, pls still go muhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahaha
agahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhaahhahha)

I HATE ORIENTATION!!!!!(PART 2)

2005-01-06T20:41:00.000+08:00

Still hate orientation....though is fun but i still never enjoy the entire orientation......maybe because I am an OLD BIRD. Hmmm.....really regret man, but life still has to go on. Well....i guess to make myself feel better, i think i will use this year, grabbing hold of any opportunity to actually top the class, or top the level,most importantly accomplish what i want to achieve this year. Anyway i just modified a famous scene from ROMEO AND JULIET. This poem is dedicated to my sofa (claudia)

O sofa, sofa! wherefore art thou sofa?
Deny thy company and refuse thy lying down;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Michael.

I HATE ORIENTATION!!!!!

2005-01-03T22:48:00.000+08:00

OMYLALALALALLLA.......boy.!!!! It was tough going through that terrible ordeal today!!! Thinking about it makes me sick and the thought of having to go through the same thing for the next 4 days gives me the jeepers and attributed to vomitting feeling i have now(Exaggeration!!!!) Thank goodness my facilatator is YU CHENG!!!! Hengzzz!!!!!!! Then skip some of the boring MASS DANCE( very idiotic dance too, something that man should not have invented). Some enjoyed it though, but i am SICK of it. Now i kind of regret why have I not study last year, which resulted to my dismay now. Well.....guess it is all in the past, no use brooding over it. Hope that i can prove myself worthy ones more this year, and not disappoint anybody. Lastly, i have a chance of getting into AIRBORNE!!!! So there are few things i aim to do and will do it this year. If i do not accomplish i will sever something very dear to me!!!!!

Study Hard,
Don't retain
start A level studies early this year
toning up of body
Have a better relation with GOD
get into airborne school
get into BDC(basic diver course(ndu)
treat my family well
treat my friends well

For all this I go...muhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahah

ahahhahahhahahhahahahhahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahaahhahahaahahhahahhahhahahahahahhahha

hahahhahhahahahhahahhahahhahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhahahahahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahah

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-01-01T18:41:00.000+08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!!!!!!! HOPE EVRYONE HAVE A GOOD YEAR THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVeRYBODY GO MUAGGAGGAGAGAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH

TRIBUTE TO THE ASIAN TSUNAMI DISASTER

2004-12-31T03:10:00.000+08:00

For those who had gone
let there be no bygones
sad are the people who's kin were gone
hope that they can let down the gones
so to prepare for their new lives without the lost

for those who are searching for lost kins
may their dreams come to a fine
for those people helping
let there be strength for them to find
and help the people fnd new spring

hope is the only thing left for these people
GIVE THEM HOPE ONCE MORE!!!!!

2004-12-31T03:08:00.000+08:00

The recent tsunami that hit Sri Lankan'coast, Phuket and other islands has devastated many lives!!!! I will use this post to pay tribute to those who have suffered during this catastrophe. The death toll has reached around 117 000(and counting). This is one of the most damaging natural disaster ever to hit Asia. I hope that people can reach out and pray to the people suffering down there. May GOD help those people who are suffering down there, let them find new hope.

MUAHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!>>>>>>>>back frm camp

2004-12-29T23:50:00.000+08:00

YEah BABY!!!!!! I am back from my camp. Though not as interesting as other camps i went,it is still a camp whichj i find it very meaningful. This camp is not as shiong as my other camps. Compare to my other camps, this is a piece of cake. There are only two things that made me like this camp very much. Which i the chance to praise and worship GOD. PRaising during the various worship sessions deepens my relationship with him, on top of that,i have made JESUS my best friend!!!!. The next thing worth mentioning will be the war games, I wonder, WHY MY MAN KEEP DIEING!!!! hahha.....bad conflict!!!but it taught me alot on strategising!!!!!!So fuun, but nothing beats the time at SAFTI n PAINTBALL!!!! this game was much slower in pace then the war games i participated before@!!!!!! Most importantly, i miss claudia(the sofa which bcame my 1 true love during the camp), she made me feel so GOOD!!! Lying on top of her makes me feel i am on cloud 9@@@@@!!!!!!!! other than that,i feel that the camp is quite, quite fun, enjoyed myself quite abit too!!!!

MUHHAHAHHAHHA>>>>>>>>>CHRISTMAS"eve

2004-12-24T23:55:00.000+08:00

Muahhahahahha........christmas is coming.!!!!!!! damn fun 2day and last few days though. Last few days play play play, fish n co, shopping and movie..(fancy watching the same show. But one thing i spent too much money!!!!. There s a new sin city in town, that is doby ghaut. SIn SIN SIN SINFUL!!!!!!!!!PLace is a si. the X-zone in dogy ghaut is big sin......same to the shop next to it!!! It is giving donation to them, each time is 10 bucks!!!!(we would think over whether to spent 10 bucks on clothes or food or even donate but down there, 10 bucks just came out just like flipping one's hand!!!!!!) Evil surrounds that place, an enil force lurks in that area!!!!! Anyway, there is a method to actually get through a busy crowd during festive seasons!!!! that is"sorry, excuse me, merry christmas(according to what day that day)"

M.I.A

2004-12-21T22:21:00.000+08:00

After being missing in action for do know how many days.......I am Back!!!!
Nothing surprising though, anyway, days had been monotonous but i found a place where i can really relax. A place that can be considered my dream resting place(P.s: nt my burial site).That place is none other than bintan. Bintan is a mere 45mins ferry ride from tanah merah ferry terminal. Trust me it is a place where you can really sit at the patio, or dip yourself in the horizon pool looking at the south china sea, at dawn and at dusk. The scene is beautiful, i can only describe with the scenes that i saw with such a word. Besides, food is terrific. However the setback was that, though there a lot of activities, when it comes to the monsoon season, there will be nothing much to do. So the best time to enjoy will be during the march holidays. Anyway will post my pictures up here soon.......note the beach that is OMYLALALALLLALA...........

WAH!!!!

2004-12-14T23:38:00.000+08:00

hmm...I am back again....i promise there is more entries this time lah..
Anyway, the few days i have been in Malaysia, so unable to update my blog. But one thing for sure, it seems that malaysian girls are prettier than singaporean girls.Amazing!!!! hoever, it might be due to prolong camp life that caused me to see all cha bo chio. Now i am trying to make sense with myself. Still in lalaland. Anw...camp was quite "fun". Girls just keep falling, due to what?........Weak Lungs, asthma and various other respirtory diseases. it is a routine that 4 girls will report sick each day. Scary!!! But one things for sure, i work like crazy, same do all the instructors. hmmmm...now what worries me is my studies. hmm..not very pleasent. today, i went mr hoi's wedding. Damn cool man!!!
bride chio, Mr hoi handsome some more!!! But i kinda of drank alittle more, resulting the the gradual redness of my face. Worse till my principal is there!!!!
he saw my very red face, n forced me to walk in a straight line!!!! luckily i managed it well coz i pro(juz kidding). Most importantly , i did nt flaunt my pole dancing skills there!!!hmmm....tts all lah..

SHAGGED!!!!!......TRuely Shagged...!!!!

2004-12-05T17:39:00.000+08:00

Hmm... i do not know how to explain for the missing in action post, but here am i writing my entries ever since don't knw when. All i know i have been busy with alot of stuffs, mainly studies and Ncc. MOreover something bad happened to me. Which is i might have to retain. This has dealt a big blow to me. I never DReamt of retaINING .yet now i have to face such reality.I really need a break

2004-11-09T21:45:00.000+08:00

Today has been ages since i ever updated my blog...ever since do know when.......besides today was my 1st range in around 10 months bt it has been a experience that i do not want to experience again. ROunds bullets....never will i be touching them for the next 3 months...i have been in that pasir lebar 25m range the enitre time, counting rounds. And it sucks!!!!!!SUcks to the max....Although the gunpowder smell did excite me awhile but there was no kick.

Cherish

2004-10-18T21:55:00.000+08:00

cherish the things you have
it could disappear without u knowing
by that time you find out,
you feel pain.......pain.....unbearable pain.
it is unexplainable, neither can it be comprehended.
you will live with the pain forever in your life.
it is just like scar. Always there, though healed.
so please cherish what you have,so to have no regrets.

2004-10-17T23:03:00.000+08:00

The Passing(A tribute to my grandma 1926~2004)
Those we've grown to love,
will leave us one day.
Will it be now,
or will it be later?
Never will we know,
till the day has come to pass.
The passing will be hard,
we've all felt the pain.
Though they've gone away,
in our hearts they always stay.
Away from us they might,
forever by god's side.
No longer do they suffer,
no longer have to care.
Someday we'll meet again,
till then do we greet.
We shall then dine together,
like it was before...
By:kar yin

2004-10-17T19:24:00.000+08:00

It has been a very tough week for me. This week from the 10th oct ~ 16th oct is the week my beloved grandma leave this mortal. I am very happy that my friends were unselfishly sacrifiacing their time for me. For that i am very grateful for them.Thanks alot. Special thanks to those that attended my grandma's wake. i knw some of my friends cannot make it for the wake...but they still gave me alot of support. thanks alot too. Lastly all i want to say is that i will always remember my grandma, she will always remain in my heart as the best grandma ever.

2004-10-08T21:00:00.000+08:00

my clt syndicate mates who went through shit for around 3 weeks!!! RESISTANCE!!!!

2004-10-08T20:50:00.000+08:00

1440 metres of rock soil and elephant shit...thats what my platoon(2nd batch of the newly founded Barracudas) they went through shit with me for dunno how many years and also dunno endure how many shit i give to them!!!

2004-10-08T20:48:00.000+08:00

i was in millenia institute during 1st 3 months and this are my classamtes!!!!!

2004-10-08T20:47:00.000+08:00

my resort....the only place where you can really relax after a good dive!!! Old and dilapidated bt still very nice

2004-10-08T20:45:00.000+08:00

some funny star fish....i call it PATRICK

2004-10-08T20:44:00.000+08:00

haha!!!! there is actually alot of fishes 1 bt.......because of a bad camera($16.50) i cannot capture the fishes(they are actually the blue spots on the coral)

2004-10-08T20:43:00.000+08:00

My Secondary class 4 francis of maris stella lots of memories!!!!! Frabnkly these are the years that are valuable to me.

Nostalgia!!!!

2004-10-08T20:37:00.000+08:00

these few days, i would like to talk about my past. It might get alittttle bit boring(to me) but i will try to flash back some memories that have happened to me......Besides i will show case all my friends. My friends hav done alot for me, and i am happy that i know them. THANKS PPLE!!!!!

2004-10-08T20:36:00.000+08:00

Sunny Island off Tioman ....beautiful beach!!! bt somewhat small.Too bad no chio bu

2004-10-08T20:34:00.000+08:00

beautiful sunset in tioman....(i used a 16.50 disposable camera to capture this effects still not to bad!!!!!)

2004-10-08T20:30:00.000+08:00

my diving pal!! kien chuan and me!!! AOWDC

2004-10-08T20:28:00.000+08:00

My Dog

HMMM.......

2004-10-08T20:24:00.000+08:00

yoyoyoyo!!!!
this is a blog where everybody can say whatever they want go crazy and stuff....just be happy!!!! Wacky is the motto of this Blog, so come and scream your head off!!! make yourself crazy and happy!!!! An d this blog is related to the jcfc muahhahahhahahhahhahahhahaaahaha......!!!!!!!!!!!

OMY LALA

2004-10-08T20:06:00.000+08:00

This is my first time doing blog hope that you all will come support me